it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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