Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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