it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
