So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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