Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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