Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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