I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Randomize