Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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