You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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