there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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