break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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