I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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