I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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