And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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