I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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