Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
kristin has been a bad kristin
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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