Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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