Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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