ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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