i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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