He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i believe in u and ur pee
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