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Fuck
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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