This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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