On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I have post one night stand depression
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