just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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