There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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