your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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