Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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