i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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