Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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