Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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