so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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