I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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