no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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