I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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