It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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