Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize