if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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