they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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