You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
How does one acquire holy water?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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