Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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