Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
