I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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