Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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