saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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