Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She bit a glass in half.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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