Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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