i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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