My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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