a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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