my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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