On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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