I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Verdict: uncircumcised.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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