It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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