So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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