I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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