i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
